A rat found by a mechanic in a barrel of degreaser

    by Appropriate-Menu504

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    1. SplitNarrow6564 on

      Today we have a Jelly Belly Pet Rat Gummi Candy. Jelly Belly Pet Rat Gummi Candy. Let’s slice it open, so he can breathe. Mmm. Fresh air. Pet rat, time to come alive. Escape the package. Escape the package. Pet rat is very big and long. Very big and long. The pet tummy’s very flat. Good boy. Very good boy. Pet rat is a very good boy. The earth is hungry. Its heart throbs and demands cleansing. The earth is also thirsty. Aratatatat. Aratatatat. Smell my finger. Smell my finger. I’m giving my pet rat a head massage. A head massage. My pet rat has a strong bungee cord. A strong bungee cord. I must have this bungee cord snipped off. Snip. Aww, I like my bungee cord. It is cute. Cut out his eyeball. Cut out his eyeball. I wonder if pet rat has a brain. I wonder if pet rat has a brain. Let’s find out. Cut him open. I think I found his brain. I think I found his brain. I cannot pull it out. It is stuck inside him. Hulk Hogan music. Peace. Peace out.

    2. Altruistic-Spend-896 on

      Confit rodent for ze mademoselle? i recommend an absolute ripe chateaubriand, will pair nicely with it

    3. Relative_Dentist5396 on

      That si as interesting as it is horrific. Poor little guy.. I hope he suffocated quickly before having his skin burned

    4. I was just thinking it’s close to Halloween and I should watch something scary. I then open Reddit and see this! Yikes. Poor guy. I don’t know whether to laugh or be horrified!

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